I Didn't Want To Be Nobody, And

I Didn't Want To Be Nobody, And That Was The Only Way I Could Be Somebody Was To Do Stand-up.

Y'know, If Those Pews Reclined, And The Priests Gave The Raiders Scores I'd Go To Church Every Sunday.

I've Gotten In Trouble With Every Race You Can Imagine.

Barack Obama May Be Black, But John Mccain Is The First Albino Presidential Candidate: He's Completely See-through!

I Used To Be Ashamed By The Way That I Grew Up. I Tried To Lie My Way Through Better Times, But When You Think That Honesty And Truth Is Really Your Best Weapon You Embrace It And Put It Behind You. In The End, It Drives You And Motivates You To Do Good Work. No One Should Be Ashamed About Where They Come From As Long As You Desire To Be A Compassionate And Decent Person.