I Didn't Want To Be Big Mr.

I Won't Read Scripts Because I Have A Limited Amount Of Time. Why Should I Help Other People Do Lame Stuff When I Can Just Go Out And Put On Lame Stuff Of My Own?

A Lot Has Been Said About Politics; Some Of It Complimentary, But Most Of It Accurate

I'm Not Careful With My Money At All These Days. I Buy People A Lot Of Dinners!

The Idea That We Evolved With These Thoughts Is Actually Very Fascinating - To Me.

Reading Alan Zweibel Makes Me Laugh Out Loud. And Yet It Is Not A Particularly Funny Name.