I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To

I Don't Have A Stack Of Scripts...

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.

Every New Routine I Have Ever Written And Performed Probably Occurred Extemporaneously. Then After You Have Fleshed It Out And Tried It Out In Front Of A Number Of Audiences And It Works, You Put It Down On Paper.

You Never Know When You'll Come Upon Something And It's Going To Be Fodder For New Material.

You Shouldn't Get Too Close To The Truth, Because Then Maybe You Stop Being Funny.