I Didn't Know If I Was Heterosexual

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.

I Didn't Know If I Was Heterosexual Or Homosexual.

I've Been Living A Lie All My Life.

Because Of My Father, We Are That Shining City On A Hill.

Senator Arlen Specter Hasn't Really Switched Parties; He's Simply Realized He Cannot Win The Pennsylvania Republican Primary Election