I Didn't Feel So Different Until Maybe,

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It.

If You Decide To Do Comedy That Involves Risk, Risk Means Risk, And You Can't Complain Of Flesh Wounds If You Sit Down At The Table To Play.

The Good News Is Hopeful Doesn't Mean Dumb. The Bad News Is Cynical Doesn't Mean Smart.

I Am 39 Years Old, And I Still Wake Up Every Morning Really Excited I Don't Have To Go To School.

You Have To Be Able To Laugh At Yourself. That's What I Tell Asian People All The Time.