I Definitely Know That I Play The

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.

I Was A Bad Boy As A Child.

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.