I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

It Annoys Me A Bit How People Like Squirrels But Not Rats. At The End Of The Day They're The Same Thing, Except That Squirrels Have Had A Better Upbringing.

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.

I Don't Think I'd Be A Very Good Parent. I'd Be Too Honest.

If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic