I Constantly Walk Into A Room And

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

I Lied On My Weight Watchers List. I Put Down That I Had 3 Eggs... But They Were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

Sitting Next To Olivia Newton-john, I Was Like, 'do Not Sing One Song From Grease.' That's All I Was Telling My Brain At All Times: 'do Not Sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't Do It.'