I Changed My Life Today. What Did

It's Like Chasing A Beautiful Woman For 80 Years. Finally, She Relents And You Say, 'i'm Terribly Sorry. I'm Tired.'

Sometimes Nothin' Can Be A Real Cool Hand.

A Dollar Won Is Twice As Sweet As A Dollar Earned.

People Like To Do What They Used To Do After They've Stopped Being Able To Do It.

I'd Done Some Acting In High School. Then I Went To Kenyon College And Got Thrown In Jail And Kicked Off The Football Team. Since I Was Determined Not To Study Very Much, I Majored In Theater The Last Two Years. Got My Degree In Speech; They Didn't Actually Have A Degree In Theater. I Graduated At Two O'clock In The Afternoon, And At Three-thirty I Was On The Train For Williams Bay, Wisconsin, For Summer Stock, And Then I Did Winter Stock.