I Certainly Immerse Myself In As Many

Well, My Whole Thing With Gossip Is I Couldn't Care Less If It's True.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

When I'm Going To See A Comedian, I Don't Want To See Them Hold Back, And When I'm Reading A Book, I Don't Want To Hear An Abridged Version.

I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.