I Can't Help From Making Money, That

Daylight Reveals Color; Artificial Light Drains It.

I Can't Help From Making Money, That Is All.

Men Are Just As Vain As Women, And Sometimes Even More So.

I Have Never Had My Face Lifted. I Prefer To Have My Spirits Lifted. In My Opinion, The Effect Is Very Nearly The Same.

There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy Ones.