I Came Down To The Living Room

I'm A Writer, And What I Do Is Write. I Wasn't Able To Do Anything Else.

No Exercise Brings Into Play All The Muscles Of The Body In A More Thorough Manner, And None Is More Interesting Than Wrestling. He Will Find No Other Exercise More Valuable In The Cultivation Of Faculties Which Will Help Him To Success In Agility, Strength, Determination, Coolness, And Quick Exercise Of Judgement.

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

I've Always Enjoyed A Woman's Company More Than Men's. They're Usually Better Looking.

There Is Only One Immutable Law In Life - In A Gentleman's Toilet, Incoming Traffic Has The Right Of Way.