I Believe In Grumbling; It Is The

When A Man Once Gets A Start Holding Office, It Is Nearly Always Necessary To Finally Choke Him Off.

The Modest Person Is Usually Admired, If People Ever Hear Of Them.

Common Sense Is Compelled To Make Its Way Without The Enthusiasm Of Anyone.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.