I Am What I Eat. And I

I Think The Best Thing About Being Dumb Is That It Makes Magic A Lot Better. Where The Hell Did That Rat Come From? I Dunno, But I'm Calling The Cops Because He Just Cut That Lady In Half.

A Dreamcatcher Works, If Your Dream Is To Be Gay.

I Love Steven Wright. I Was In High School In The '80s, And There Was A Lot Of Stand Up On Television.

I Have A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Forward At Regular Speed

In Retrospect, Everything Is Finite, But Prospectively, There Are Infinite Possibilities. I Guess That's What Makes Life Hopeful.