I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of Surprise.

Maybe It's Our Sins That Give God Consolation When He Finally Has To Give Us Cancer.

Everyone Thinks Their Whole Life Should Be At Least As Much Fun As Masturbation.

Some Of The Best Ideas I Get Seem To Happen When I'm Doing Mindless Manual Labor Or Exercise. I'm Not Sure How That Happens, But It Leaves Me Free For Remarkable Ideas To Occur.

What Makes Earth Feel Like Hell Is Our Expectation That It Should Feel Like Heaven.

This Wasn't Any Mere Song And Dance; Here Was A Bold, Blaring Declaration Howling Itself Into The Empty Face Of Death.