I Am Going To Seek A Grand

I Owe Much; I Have Nothing; The Rest I Leave To The Poor.

Early Rising Is No Pleasure; Early Drinking's Just The Measure.

I'd Rather Write About Laughing Than Crying, For Laughter Makes Men Human, And Courageous.

Remove Idleness From The World And Soon The Arts Of Cupid Would Perish.

The Remedy For Thirst? It Is The Opposite Of The One For A Dog Bite: Run Always After A Dog, He'll Never Bite You; Drink Always Before Thirst, And It Will Never Overtake You.