I'd Rather Write About Laughing Than Crying,

If You Say To Me: "master, It Would Seem That You Weren't Too Terribly Wise To Have Written These Bits Of Nonsense And Pleasant Mockeries," I Respond That You Are Hardly More So In Finding Amusement In Reading Them.

I Never Sleep Comfortably Except When I Am At Sermon Or When I Pray To God.

I Do Not Drink More Than A Sponge.

Ignorance Is The Mother Of All Evils.

Indeed, Said The Monk, A Mass, A Matins, And Vespers Well Rung Are Half-said.