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Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.

I Am Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party. I Am A Democrat.

There Is No Income Tax In Russia. But There's No Income.

The Way To Make Money In The Stock Market Is To Buy A Stock. Then, When It Goes Up, Sell It. If It's Not Going To Go Up, Don't Buy It!

Don't Squat With Your Spurs On.