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An Onion Can Make People Cry But There's Never Been A Vegetable That Can Make People Laugh.

A Woman Can Make A Man Feel Older Or Younger Than His Years If She So Chooses. Being A Woman Is A Terribly Difficult Task Since It Consists Principally In Dealing With Men. Women Were Made With A Sense Of Humor So They Could Love Men Instead Of Laughing At Them.

The Road To Success Is Dotted With Many Tempting Parking Spaces.

A Holding Company Is The People You Give Your Money To While You're Being Searched.

So The Question Rises: How Much Liberty Can You Get Away With? Well, You Get No More Liberty Than You Give!