There Is No Income Tax In Russia.

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.

People That Pay For Things Never Complain. It's The Guy You Give Something To That You Can't Please.

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

My Forefathers Didn't Come Over On The Mayflower, But They Met The Boat.