I Am Against Slavery Simply Because I

It Costs More To Maintain Ten Vices Than One Virtue.

The Older I Grow The More I Distrust The Familiar Doctrine That Age Brings Wisdom.

Some Boys Go To College And Eventually Succeed In Getting Out. Others Go To College And Never Succeed In Getting Out. The Latter Are Called Professors.

Adultery Is The Application Of Democracy To Love.

[t]here Is Only One Sound Argument For Democracy, And That Is The Argument That It Is A Crime For Any Man To Hold Himself Out As Better Than Other Men, And, Above All, A Most Heinous Offense For Him To Prove It.