I Always Like To Think I'm Having

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'