I Agree With My Father, Albert Einstein,

Even During The Rationing Period, During World War Ii, We Didn't Have The Anxiety That We'd Starve, Because We Grew Our Own Potatoes, You Know? And Our Own Hogs, And Our Own Cows And Stuff, You Know.

People Who Lusted After Marilyn Monroe Had No Idea She Stuttered. It Is The Secret Of Her Sexiness, Actually.

I Mean, My People Were Very, Very Simple. They Were Peasant People, You Know?

I Agree With My Father, Albert Einstein, Don't Believe Every Quote You Read On The Internet.

When I Was In New York After I Left The Army, I Studied For Two Years At The American Theater Wing, Studied Acting, Which Involved Dance And Fencing And Speech Classes And History Of Theater, All That.