Hypocrisy Is The Outside Of Cynicism.

The Banker Rubs His Nose, Thinking Of His Cat Stalking Something On The Lawn.

The Young Have Stolen Our Youthfulness, And Flaunt It Without Shame.

Self-conscious? Try A Wig, A Corset, A Veil, A Beard. Or Cultivate Shamelessness.

Never Trust The Judgment Of An Enthusiastic Man; Never Trust The Promises Of A Lazy One.

The Plastic Surgeon's Knife Slashes At Time, Which May Seem To Retreat, But Then Keeps On Coming.