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Human Nature Is A Scoundrel's Favorite Explanation.

Pessimists Fear Becoming The Dupes Of Hope. Optimists Enjoy Hope's Company, And Consider Being Duped No Great Matter.

My Love Grows Wide And Shallow In An Effort To Spread My Losses.

For Some, Bottles Of Liquor Gleam Like The Towers Of Eldorado.

A Beautiful Woman Peers Out Her Window, As Full Of Envy As The Harridan Who Peers Up At Her From The Street.