Humans Are Capable Of So Much Creativity

Do People Always Act This Way Around You? (kiara) You Should Have Seen The Reactions When I Wore A League Uniform. Those Were Actually Comical. Except For The Ones Who Lost Control Of Their Bowels. Then It Was Just Messy. (nykyrian)

I Don’t Like Your Hair Black. (artemis) And I Don’t Like Your Head Attached To Your Shoulders. Guess We Can’t All Have What We Want, Huh? (acheron)

What? Was He Raised In A Barn? Didn’t He Ever Learn How To Close A Door? Amateur Shape-shifters…no Manners Whatsoever.” – Sasha “do We Need To Get You A Midol Before We Go?” – Sundown “i’m Not That Easy To Soothe, Cowboy. My Peeves Are On A Cellular Level.” – Sasha

Don’t You Have A Girlfriend Or Family You’d Rather Be With? (geary) Only Solin, And Honestly, He’s Not This Soft. Even If He Was, It’d Be Gross. (arik)

But For The Last Couple Of Weeks I’ve Had This Bizarre Sensation That Something Is Watching Me. (simone) You Mean Someone, Right? (tate) I Know It Sounds Crazy – (simone) I Just Had A Body Walk Off The Table Mid-autopsy And You Think Your Story Is Nuts? (tate)