How Would You Know A Cork Footballer?

When My Friends Were Besotted With Jason Donovan, My Heroes Were Colm O'rourke And Barney Rock

I Think The Irish Woman Was Freed From Slavery By Bingo. They Can Go Out Now, Dressed Up, With Their Handbags And Have A Drink And Play Bingo. And They Deserve It.

God Created Seaweed… The Seaweed Made The World.

How Would You Know A Cork Footballer? He's The One Who Thinks That Oral Sex Is Just Talking About It.

A Kerry Footballer With An Inferiority Complex Is One Who Thinks He's Just As Good As Everybody Else.