How Do You Win? By Getting Average

I Never Scrimmage Oilers Against Oilers...what For? Houston Isn't On Our Schedule.

I Know Why We Lost The Civil War. We Must Have Had The Same Officials.

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.

The Trouble With Most Coaches Is That They Start With The Assumption That Everybody Is A Turd. And That Ain't Right.

Coaching Is Not How Much You Know. It's How Much You Can Get Players To Do.