How Do Wars Start? Diplomats Tell Lies

The Streets Of Vienna Are Paved With Culture, The Streets Of Other Cities With Asphalt.

There Are Women Who Are Not Beautiful But Only Look That Way.

I Have Drawn From The Well Of Language Many A Thought Which I Do Not Have And Which I Could Not Put Into Words.

To Me It's Still A Greater Miracle When A Fly Flies Than When A Human Being Undertakes To Do So.

A Woman Occasionally Is Quite A Serviceable Substitute For Masturbation.