How Do Wars Start? Diplomats Tell Lies

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

The Blind Won't Admit That I Have Eyes In My Head, And The Deaf Say That I'm Dumb.

To Have No Ideas And Being Able To Express Them Is The Essence Of Journalism.

One's Need For Loneliness Is Not Satisfied If One Sits At A Table Alone. There Must Be Empty Chairs As Well.

What Is A Historian? Someone Who Doesn't Write Well Enough To Work On A Daily.