Honesty May Be The Best Policy, But

In Comic Strips, The Person On The Left Always Speaks First.

What Was The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread?

If God Had Intended Us Not To Masturbate, He Would Have Made Our Arms Shorter.

If Drumsticks Are For Playing Drums, You Would Think That Breadsticks Would Be For Playing Bread, Wouldn't You? "would You Like Some Breadsticks?" "no, Thank You, I Don't Play Bread. I Play Drums. Perhaps I'll Have A Drum Roll."

I Do This Real Moron Thing, And It's Called Thinking. And Apparently I'm Not A Very Good American Because I Like To Form My Own Opinions.