Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can

Life Is A Series Of Dogs.

Every Day I Break My Own Personal Record For Number Of Days I Have Been Alive.

In Adolescence You Have To Separate Yourself And Establish Your Identity. So, Being Very Independent Anyway, I Took Charge.

Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Train Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

I Did A Lot Of Thinking, And Used Mental Activity To Relieve Whatever Feelings I Had. I Became Very Left-brained, And I Was Good In School. That Is, I Was A Smart Kid.