Hollywood Movies Are Designed For 15-year-old Youths

This Is Perfect For India Because Everyone Who Comes Here Gets The Trots.

I Think It's A Good Idea To Tie Peter Mandelson To A Van. Such An Act Would Be Cruel And Barbaric And Inhuman. But It Would At Least Cheer Everyone Up A Bit.

Boredom Forces You To Ring People You Haven’t Seen For Eighteen Years And Halfway Through The Conversation You Remember Why You Left It So Long. Boredom Means You Start To Read Not Only Mail-order Catalogues But Also The Advertising Inserts That Fall On The Floor. Boredom Gives You Half A Mind To Get A Gun And Go Berserk In The Local Shopping Centre, And You Know Where This Is Going. Eventually, Boredom Means You Will Take Up Golf.

Tonight, The New Viper, Which Is The American Equivalent Of A Sportscar In The Same Way, I Guess, That George Bush Is The Equivalent Of A President.

Do Not Cruise Through Red Lights. Because If I'm Coming The Other Way, I Will Run You Down, For Fun.