Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.