Here's A Little Known Fact - Arnold

Did You Folks See President Bush's State Of The Union Address? How About That Surprise Announcement? Howard Dean Has Been Captured And He's In The Hands Of Interrogators.

Kim Jong Un's Sister Got Married. That Sounds Like Another Seth Rogen Movie, Doesn't It?

They're Talking About Putting A Woman On The $20 Bill. And Hillary Said, 'i'm Available.'

Welcome To The Program. My Name Is Dave Letterman, And Tonight I'm Giving My Two-week Notice.

They Say There Are About 12 Million Illegal Immigrants In This Country. But If You Ask A Native American, That Number Is More Like 300 Million.