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Do You Remember The Good Ol' Days When Congress Was Only Unsafe If You Were An Intern.

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The Night Before The Olympics Opening Ceremony, My Son, Who Is Eight Years Old, Gets Very Excited And Likes To Put Out A Plate Of Cookies And Some Milk For Bob Costas.