He That Pursues Two Hares At Once,

The Best Investment Is In The Tools Of One's Own Trade.

Let Each New Year Find You A Better Person.

Twas Noah Who First Planted The Vine And Mended His Morals By Drinking Its Wine.

If You Would Not Be Laughed At, Be The First To Laugh At Yourself.

To The Haranguers Of The Populace Among The Ancients, Succeed Among The Moderns Your Writers Of Political Pamphlets And News-papers, And Your Coffee-house Talkers.