He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

To Profit From Good Advice Requires More Wisdom Than To Give It.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

I Can Usually Judge A Fellow By What He Laughs At.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

A Slave Has But One Master. An Ambition Man, Has As Many As There Are People Who Helped Him Get His Fortune.