He's A Trellis For Varicose Veins.

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.

A Fellow Who Is Always Declaring That He's No Fool, Usually Has His Suspicions.

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.

The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A Birdseed Heart.