He Knew He Was Joe Dimaggio, And

I Don't Want To Throw Him Nothing. Maybe He'll Just Get Tired Of Waiting And Leave.

We Lost 14 Straight. Then We Had A Game Rained Out And It Felt So Good We Had A Victory Dinner.

I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

I Was Never Nervous When I Had The Ball, But When I Let Go I Was Scared To Death.