The People Voting For The Oscars Are

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.