Happiness Is A Decision.

Life Is Good, And There's No Reason To Think It Won't Be--right Up Until The Moment When Everything Explodes Into A Fireball Of Tiny, Unrecognizable Fragments, Or It All Goes Skidding Sideways, Through The Guardrail, Over The Embankment, And Down The Mountain. This Will Happen (and Probably More Than Once).

When I Was Younger, I Was Always Described As Happy-go-lucky. Then I Drank And I Partied - Did All That Stuff That Might Tell You Maybe There Was A Little Bit Of Untruth In That [description]. Now, The Surprising Thing Is That When I Say Stuff, I Actually Mean It. I Don't Have To Do The Work Of Trying To Formulate My Point Of View. It Just Is. And It's Surprising How Much I Love Life. I Just Really Have A Good Time.

I'm Glad I Don't Have A Drinking Problem,' I Confided, 'because I Don't Think I'd Ever Be Able To Quit.

The Secret To A Good Marriage, As Far As I Am Concerned, Is A Joke I Make: Keep The Fights Clean And The Sex Dirty.

I've Never Gotten Up To See Something One Of My Kids Wanted To Show Me And Not Been Rewarded.