Half Of All Home Accidents Happen In

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door Talking For 20 Minutes Because She Doesn't Have Time To Come In.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.