Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You

I Never Would Say A Player Stinks. Ever. I'll Tell You Their Team Stinks, And First Of All, They Know Their Team Stinks. And The Fans Know Their Team Stinks.

I Don't Hate Anyone, At Least Not For More Than 48 Minutes, Barring Overtime.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

When You Read The Book You See That These Guys Aren't Holding Any Punches. They're Straightforward. They're Honest. They're Giving You Their Honest Opinion.

When You Get Arrested It's In Big Letters. When You Get Acquitted It's In Small Letters.