Guilt Agonizes Over Trifles, Ignores Habitual Wrongdoing.

Everyone Knows That (1) Happiness Is The Goal Of Life, And (2) Happiness Is A Chimera.

Like An Electric Tea-kettle, Pornography Comes To A Boil Very Fast.

A Moratorium On Opportunities, Please. I Need To Recover From The Last One.

I Alternate Between Reading Cook Books And Reading Diet Books.

Once Wealth And Beauty Are Gone, There Is Always Rural Life.