I Alternate Between Reading Cook Books And

Many Think That Assigning Blame Settles Matters.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

Unconditional Love Is A Lofty Ideal, But Unconditional Hate Is A Fact Well Documented By History.

The Eye Deals With Excess More Easily Than The Stomach Does.

Irony Dissolves Sentiment, But Occasionally A Sentiment Is Strong Enough To Dissolve Irony.