Grip The Club As If You Were

What Abandoned Course Is That?

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

I Believe In Destiny...what's Going To Be Is Going To Be. If I'm Going To Win, I'm Going To Win...i Don't Give A Damn What The Other Guy Shoots. I'm Going To Win If It's My Turn.