It's Better To Make Fun Of Yourself

I Didn't Realize What Fun It Was [ Been A Reporter].

One Of The Reporters Must Have Flunked Journalism School Because He Asked A Question That Went Straight To The Point.

Dating Is The Social Engagement With The Threat Of Sex At Its Conclusion.

I Was Never In The Office [of Rolling Stone]. It Was Very Different From Lampoon, Where We Spent A Lot Of Time Together Socially, Which Is To Say "drunk."

One Nice Thing About The Third World, You Don't Have To Fasten Your Seat Belt. (or Stop Smoking. Or Cut Down On Saturated Fats.) It Takes A Lot Off Your Mind When Average Life Expectancy Is Forty-five Minutes.