Goodbys Always Make My Throat Hurt... I

You Know What Oscar Wilde Said, Ma'am? He Said, "nothing That Is Worth Knowing Can Be Taught". Nothing Personal, Ma'am... Carry On.

If I Stand Here, I Can See The Little Red Haired Girl When She Comes Out Of Her House... Of Course, If She Sees Me Peeking Around This Tree, She'll Think I'm The Dumbest Person In The World... But If I Don't Peek Around The Tree, I'll Never See Her... Which Means I Probably Am The Dumbest Person In The World... Which Explains Why I'm Standing In A Batch Of Poison Oak.

Goodbys Always Make My Throat Hurt... I Need More Hellos.

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.

No Problem Is So Big Or So Complicated That It Can't Be Run Away From!