Gonna Rain Like A Cow Pissin' On

Women Had Been On The Verge Of Taking Over The World-the Western World, Anyway. Then Some Sexist Pig In Silicon Valley Invented The Cell Phone And Women Took A Sidetrack On Which All Four Billion Of Them Would Soon Be Happily Talking To Each Other Twenty-four Hours A Day, Getting Nothing Else Done, And Men Would Be Back.

There's Something About Marriage That Is Not As Intensely Romantic Or Interesting As A Couple's First Meeting.

Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes Do.

I've Always Been Sort Of Interested In The Rural Countryside. Things Happen Out There That Are Very Strange To City Dwellers.

Most People Like A Little Sex In Their Novels.