God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.