God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese,

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

Dont Retire - Inspire...theres A Lot To Be Done

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.