God Bless America. And No Place Else.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

The Thing About Barack Obama, Just From Being Around Him, Is He's Cooler Than The Other Politicians, But Just Nerdy Enough To Do The Job. Like You Can't Be Really Cool And Be The President.

God Bless America. And No Place Else.

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.

Everything's Funny - In The Right Context And Done By The Right Person.